Description
Red card, trial training or ready for the final match?
Welcome to my league! Here, sympathy, excitement and the right teamwork count. The main thing is that you play fair and hit the right note. Humour and good manners will get you far with me!
Your coach
German | Over 40 | Independent | 160 cm | 46 kg | Short dark hair
100 % organic quality – crisp & natural
Playing style: Sometimes playful, sometimes demanding, sometimes self-confident – and sometimes deliberately slow. The only hectic moments are with the referee.
Whether you’re a young talent or a veteran: chemistry matters, not age. Fair play knows no league level.
Arena in Zurich
You can expect a private, well-kept and discreet setting to unwind. No cold locker-room atmosphere and no unnecessary performance pressure, just a cosy environment for a personal encounter.
Public transport and parking are right outside the door – no away game getting here!
Teamwork instead of a standard programme
A relaxed match without rush. Whether we keep the ball on the ground or go deep into the action – the main thing is that the mood is right and we enjoy the game.
I like men with humour who know what they want yet stay relaxed. Respect, warmth, sensuality and naturalness are part of the package for me. The best tactics are useless if the chemistry isn’t right. Maybe we’ll score a perfect goal together!
Special moves
Special preferences or fetishes? Feel free to mention them openly! Mind-reading unfortunately isn’t on my coaching certificate. Selected wishes are possible by arrangement for an extra charge.
Want to know which moves I have in store? You’ll find more information about my offers and special options on my website. Not every tactic is revealed before kick-off!
Match conditions (CHF)
Anyone who likes to haggle is welcome to look for another club on the transfer market.
Payment is made in cash before the game starts.
30 min – Trial training: 200.–
40 min – Warm-up round: 250.–
60 min – Half-time with extra time: 300.–
90 min – Champions-League level: 400.–
120 min – Final match: 500.–
3 hrs – Intensive training: 750.–
5 hrs – Dinner & home match deluxe: 1’000.–
Overnight (12 hrs) – Elite final night: 1’800.–
Away games (home & hotel visits):
Travel only with a firm commitment and a fair-play deposit!
In Zurich: from 3 hrs (CHF 900.–)
Outside Zurich (up to 50 km): from 3 hrs (CHF 1’000.–)
(30 % deposit in advance via TWINT or Revolut)
Match times
Monday–Thursday: 10:00–20:00
Friday: 10:00–14:00
Friday from 15:00, weekends and public holidays: by arrangement, from 3 hours.
It’s best to arrange your appointment in advance.
No live ticker every minute: After 8 pm and at weekends my phone runs in power-saving mode. Anyone who wants to be in my starting eleven knows that patience is also part of a good game.
Your first pass
Messages like “Hi, I saw your ad” without any personal words? Straight red card!
Anyone who wants to play in my league should show a bit more commitment with the very first pass.
Yellow card: Unfair last-minute fouls require a deposit next time.
Red card: No-shows, price hagglers, photo collectors and dodgers? Straight to the transfer list – free of charge, of course.
Ready for kick-off?
https://qao.ch/r/11941-1
I look forward to your message and an exciting game!